• Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
  • Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
  • Me: 
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  • Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.

Now life has killed the dream I dreamed







19 seconds of Chris Colfer talking to a fish.


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